I'm Rodney Dezmund. Gigli is probably the most incredible film ever made. I'm baffled that this film was not nominated for one of those Oscar things. Ben Affleck is so damn tough in this movie he makes Charles Bronson look like Shaggy from the Scooby Doo show. J-Lo proves that she is just Jenny from the block. Her street smarts and ability to handle a ray gun prove that she could easily go toe to toe with Eskimo sit-com starlet, Sarah Palin. I'd hate to be stuck in an igloo with those two at the wrong time of the month. Justin Bartha's portrayal of a mush brained alien from the planet Zipnar is so authentic and moving I have to keep a box of Kleenex near me every time I view the film. Just in case my penis sneezes. Christopher Walken turns in the finest performance of his career as an ex-race car driver down on his luck and living off of discarded shoe strings. The scene with him and a group of swamp rats singing along to an entire Hootie & The Blowfish cd will go down as being one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history. The casting director should be commended for their choice of placing Al Pacino in the role of an Asian chef working in an Italian restaurant. It was nice to finally see Mr. Pacino in a full frontal nude scene. The beach scenes were very authentic. Supposedly they used real women in bikinis for these shots and it shows. No matter how much film technology has improved over the years, real women with fake titties will always look more impressive than those CGI generated bimbos. So much hard work was put into this low budget feature. It's great to see all of these big name Hollywood celebrities willing to work for next to nothing in order to take their craft to a higher level of artistic achievement. Gigli truly is the Citzen Kane of films!
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