I'm Rodney Dezmund Part VIII

I'm Rodney Dezmund.  Hard Times starring Charles Bronson is one of the most explosive booty stomping documentaries ever.  Back in the 70's, Charles Bronson hired his old buddy and fellow ass kicker, James Coburn, to manage him in a series of bare knuckled fighting matches.  Bronson took on the fighting name "Chaney", and Coburn began calling himself "Speed".  They dressed in depression era clothing and roamed the country in search of worthy opponents.  Director Walter Hill followed them and caught all the action on camera.  Bronson annihilated his opponents one by one.  He worked his way to the top and proved himself to be one of the baddest motherfuckers the cinema has ever seen.  Forget those overrated pussys Chuck Norris and Ben "Gigli" Affleck.  Bronson was the real deal.  He'd have those two shittin' in their pants before he even started rolling up his sleeves.  So go out and buy Hard Times.  Yes, it is a documentary.  I don't care what you say.  So was Death Wish III so fuck you.  And fuck Ben Affleck and Chuck Norris too.