I'm Rodney Dezmund. Do you know what this thing is right here? It's a motherfucking Phurba. It destroys disease, demons, curses, and it can pierce through your skull if you wanna get down like that. I have one of these things. I didn't even know what it was for about three years. Now I know. It's a Phurba. Look, I love everybody, but seriously, I'll use this damn thing if I have to. You know who else owns one of these things? R. Kelly. I read about it in his autobiography. That's right. R. Kelly owns a motherfucking Phurba, and he's used it. That's what makes him fly. Can you fly? Didn't think so. Get yourself a Phurba, baby. Come fly with me and R. Kelly.
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