I'm Rodney Dezmund Part X

I'm Rodney Dezmund.  The images above are from a German movie called Magdalena Possessed By The Devil which is supposedly some cheap knock off of some big budget Hollywood flick I never heard of called The Exorcist.  Regardless, the film is great as you can plainly see from the stills shown here.  This broad has sex with an invisible demon and tells a priest to give her communion in her vagina.  I think that's where the idea for the movie Titanic came from.
Anyway, make sure you tune into http://www.goldenstring.org/ every Wednesday from 5 PM to 6 PM for The Jackson Perdue Filthy Hour.  There will be some great music played as well as some heavy breathing and sexy moaning.  Special guests on the show will include members of The Suite D's, The Fruit Man, and quite possibly even an interview with yours truly.  Make your life a happy one.  Grind harder.  Grind faster.  Grind wetter.  Grind on with Jackson Perdue and his special guest freaks.

I'm Rodney Dezmund Part IX

I'm Rodney Dezmund.  Do you know what this thing is right here?  It's a motherfucking Phurba.  It destroys disease, demons, curses, and it can pierce through your skull if you wanna get down like that.  I have one of these things.  I didn't even know what it was for about three years.  Now I know.  It's a Phurba.  Look, I love everybody, but seriously, I'll use this damn thing if I have to.  You know who else owns one of these things?  R. Kelly.  I read about it in his autobiography.  That's right.  R. Kelly owns a motherfucking Phurba, and he's used it.  That's what makes him fly.  Can you fly?  Didn't think so.  Get yourself a Phurba, baby.  Come fly with me and R. Kelly.

I'm Rodney Dezmund Part VIII

I'm Rodney Dezmund.  Hard Times starring Charles Bronson is one of the most explosive booty stomping documentaries ever.  Back in the 70's, Charles Bronson hired his old buddy and fellow ass kicker, James Coburn, to manage him in a series of bare knuckled fighting matches.  Bronson took on the fighting name "Chaney", and Coburn began calling himself "Speed".  They dressed in depression era clothing and roamed the country in search of worthy opponents.  Director Walter Hill followed them and caught all the action on camera.  Bronson annihilated his opponents one by one.  He worked his way to the top and proved himself to be one of the baddest motherfuckers the cinema has ever seen.  Forget those overrated pussys Chuck Norris and Ben "Gigli" Affleck.  Bronson was the real deal.  He'd have those two shittin' in their pants before he even started rolling up his sleeves.  So go out and buy Hard Times.  Yes, it is a documentary.  I don't care what you say.  So was Death Wish III so fuck you.  And fuck Ben Affleck and Chuck Norris too.

I'm Rodney Dezmund Part VII

I'm Rodney Dezmund.  Gigli is probably the most incredible film ever made.  I'm baffled that this film was not nominated for one of those Oscar things.  Ben Affleck is so damn tough in this movie he makes Charles Bronson look like Shaggy from the Scooby Doo show.  J-Lo proves that she is just Jenny from the block.  Her street smarts and ability to handle a ray gun prove that she could easily go toe to toe with Eskimo sit-com starlet, Sarah Palin.  I'd hate to be stuck in an igloo with those two at the wrong time of the month.  Justin Bartha's portrayal of a mush brained alien from the planet Zipnar is so authentic and moving I have to keep a box of Kleenex near me every time I view the film.  Just in case my penis sneezes.  Christopher Walken turns in the finest performance of his career as an ex-race car driver down on his luck and living off of discarded shoe strings.  The scene with him and a group of swamp rats singing along to an entire Hootie & The Blowfish cd will go down as being one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history.  The casting director should be commended for their choice of placing Al Pacino in the role of an Asian chef working in an Italian restaurant.  It was nice to finally see Mr. Pacino in a full frontal nude scene.  The beach scenes were very authentic.  Supposedly they used real women in bikinis for these shots and it shows.  No matter how much film technology has improved over the years, real women with fake titties will always look more impressive than those CGI generated bimbos.  So much hard work was put into this low budget feature.  It's great to see all of these big name Hollywood celebrities willing to work for next to nothing in order to take their craft to a higher level of artistic achievement.  Gigli truly is the Citzen Kane of films!