I'm Rodney Dezmund Part V

I'm Rodney Dezmund.  Take some time for yourself today.  Look around you.  Play in the snow.  Or sniff some flowers if they're around you.  Or some panties.  Run yourself a warm bubble bath and light some candles and some incense.  Put some rain forest sounds on the stereo system.  Dip an apple in some caramel and put a stick in it and lick it.  Get a rub.  Go to an orgy with a bunch of hippy devil worshippers.  Let a butterfly catch you.  Look at birds through binoculars.  Experiment with explosives.  Today is your day.  Don't throw it in the trash.