Greatest lyricist of all time dead at 62

Rest in peace Gil Scott Heron. 

I'm Rodney Dezmund Part XVI

I'm Rodney Dezmund.  A lot of people don't seem to think that I am Rodney Dezmund.  It seems there have been some rumours leading to a lot of confusion and gossip in regards to who I, Rodney Dezmund, actually am or at least claim to be.  I, Rodney Dezmund, have nothing to hide.  No, it is not true that Rodney Dezmund and Nick "Wacky Back" West are one in the same.  True, Mr. West and I, Rodney Dezmund, have yet to be in the same room together and actually meet eachother face to face, but I, Rodney Dezmund, do consider Mr. West a very good friend and keep in constant contact with him through emails, phone calls, and letters.  I, Rodney Dezmund, have nothing to gain by posing as Mr. West and the same is vice versa true in Mr. West's case.  Above is a photograph of me, Rodney Dezmund, and to the right is a photograph of Mr. West.  As you can see, there is absolutely no resemblance, but keep the rumours coming.  We get a kick out of it!

While I'm on this whole mixed up one guy isn't who he is but is actually one in the same as this guy subject, I'd like to bring up the controversy over whether or not Bumoltua of The Suite D's and Lynx Rufus of The Hardcore Jollies are actually one in the same.  Listen, I, Rodney Dezmund, have worked closely with both of these guys for the past year or so and I can tell you flat out that these rumours are all nonsense.  Rufus and Bumoltua actually can't stand eachother.  I tried to get some shows booked with The Suite D's and The Hardcore Jollies on the same bill and had to cancel after a huge fight broke out between the two bands in my office over a missing pack of cigarettes.  Funny thing is, nobody in either band smokes!  There were no cigarettes to begin with!  Too much testosterone, crazy eyes, crotch grabbing, and spitting going on between those two bands.  Deep down, they're really all good sensitive guys and I, Rodney Dezmund, am trying to patch things up, but, at least for now, there is absolutely no way I'll ever put all those guys in the same room or even city or state with eachother!  No!  No way in Hell that Bumoltua and Lynx Rufus are the same person.  Bumoltua has short hair and Rufus has long hair.  What more proof could you ask for?  Bumoltua is on the left, Lynx Rufus is to the right.  Let's hope these guys shake hands one day.