I'm Rodney Dezmund. Can you hear those wonderful sounds seductively calling you in your sleep, church like bells chiming, wooshes wooshing ever so gently, guitars strumming with exotic foreign accents, bass lines that slither under the belly of a cobra, and drums that beat to the rhythm of the motions of your most enjoyable adult experience? Those are the new songs of The Suite D's. I advise you to tune it all out until the album is available for commercial purchase. Although their latest recordings have not yet been released and are currently classified as top secret material, there have been rumours that some of these songs have leaked into the dream world and are being illegally mentally downloaded and passed around through some sort of psychotronic metaphysical cult of gnome like creatures of a shared community subconscience that the ancient Egyptians referred to as the Ka. Every person begins life with seven Kas that make up their personal spiritual structure. In times not so long ago in the past the Ka 1 through 7 occupied only the body in which it possessed. However in modern times due to results of various ecological reasons including air pollution, hormones in food, pesticides, foul language, etc., certain people have reported cases of Ka hopping in which one or more of their Kas jump from their body to another with no particular direction or intention. It seems as though the Kas have gone mad. Evidently their have been Kas that have jumped from certain members present at some of the recent recording dates of The Suite D's. I have been swamped with reports of people from India to Indiana who have been humming and singing songs of The Suite D's that have not been released in any physical way shape or form. As the spiritual advisor of The Suite D's, I have hired a team of lawyers, exorcists, shamans, swamis, and voodoo priests from across the globe to help get to the bottom of these cases. It will be a tough battle, but we are optimistic that we will walk away victorious. Meanwhile, the drummer of The Suite D's, Quad L, has recently obtained a record amount of 37 Kas. Among the seven members of The Suite D's there are presently 121 Kas! They are working hard at wrapping up the album of your dreams. Some Ka named Harvey David Load just wrote a spectacular new doo wop country song in the soul of Bumoltua. And to those of you lucky enough to have already heard this music, well, I'll see you and all your Kas in court!
I would also like to report that I have been hired as the new manager of New York City's band of Lassie and lettuce loving misfits, The Hardcore Jollies! Along with The Suite D's, The Hardcore Jollies, and the new line of electric toothbrushes/tonsil massagers from James & Palmer, 2011 is looking to be quite a productive year! Let's toast, shall we?
